No, no, no, not with COVID. I haven’t left my house since March — and why would I, anyway? I have everything I’d ever need, and I still have 14 more bottles of artisanal flavored vinegar to get through. I stocked up at the beginning of this thing, thinking that the one thing I had been missing in my life was small-batch fruit and vegetable vinegars, and it turns out that I just don’t have that much of a use for mushroom vinegar, even if I’m home for more than half a year. Melon vinegar, asparagus vinegar, papaya vinegar, these all sounded really interesting until they arrived. But this is what you do when those partner checks keep coming and you can’t go on vacation. My home in St. Simblum might be under water by now, I have no idea You never heard of St. Simblum? That’s the point! It’s not even on the map! You know you’ve made it when you can buy a house on an island that isn’t even on the map!
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No, no, no, not with COVID. I haven’t left my house since March — and why would I, anyway? I have everything I’d ever need, and I still have 14 more bottles of artisanal flavored vinegar to get through. I stocked up at the beginning of this thing, thinking that the one thing I had been missing in my life was small-batch fruit and vegetable vinegars, and it turns out that I just don’t have that much of a use for mushroom vinegar, even if I’m home for more than half a year. Melon vinegar, asparagus vinegar, papaya vinegar, these all sounded really interesting until they arrived. But this is what you do when those partner checks keep coming and you can’t go on vacation. My home in St. Simblum might be under water by now, I have no idea You never heard of St. Simblum? That’s the point! It’s not even on the map! You know you’ve made it when you can buy a house on an island that isn’t even on the map!